Yesterday Jill and I spent more money than we’ve ever spent in our lives…

Dining room table? Check
Living room set? Check
Bedroom set? Check
Fridge? Check
Washer? Check
Dryer? Check
House? Check


Like any good man would, I immeadiately marked my territory within 5 minutes of being in the house. While proudly sitting atop my new porcelain throne, I noticed that a wall length mirror enables me to look at myself while I take care of business. That, my friends, is not a pretty picture.